• Niall: Can we have the refreshments now or....
• Zayn: Watch I can break this glass with my high notes !
• Paul: LOUIS PUT THAT MICROPHONE DOWN IT IS NOT MEANT FOR THAT
• Harry: looking out window* look at all the boobies!!
• Paul: Keep up the good work Harry.. people might think your straight now... just keep looking
• Liam: Can we write a song about the fans..i'd really like to write a song about our fans..
• Niall: hey look i found some cookies
• Paul: DONT EAT THOSE THEY COULD HAVE BEEN POISONED BY A PHSYCO FAN GIRL
• Liam: *on twitcam .. Hey guys! we're in the studio recording right now!! do you want to hear some of the songs !!!??
• Paul: LIAM SHUT OFF THE COMPUTER THIS IS TOP SECRET .. WHAT THE HELL ..IM TAKING AWAY YOUR TOOTHBRUSH WHEN WE GET HOME!
• Louis: erm..harreh and I are just going to go to the toilet ..brb
• Harry: this is going to be so hawt...i've always wanted to have bathroom sex
• Paul: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY HAROLD
• Harry: I said this bathroom is a mess.
• Paul: Where the hell is Niall..
• Zayn: He left twenty minutes ago..he found a Nando's down the street..
• Paul: WELL I GUESS HE'S GETTING LESS SOLOS THAN EVERYONE ELSE AGAIN

niall totally looks like ellen 

you’ve just been tumblr punk’d

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my milkshake brings 1D boys to yarddd

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just realized i will see josh and paul at the concert

fuck pin the tail on the donkey .. i want to play pin the kisses on harry 

COULD THIS BE LIAM’S SOULMATE?

They photoshopped harry’s two front teeth onto niall’s mouth :0

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ZAYN TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE MY CAT

• One Direction: you've got that ONE THING!
• Me: A vagina?

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